Stuck Like Chuck..

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	to be shit outa' luck...cant win for losin' I didn't make parole again I guess i'm just stuck like chuck buy stuck like chuck mugs & shirts by boss Mar 26, 2005 share this add a video
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	When your completely wasted and you cant move; hence being stuck. Yo I cant make it to the party man...I'm stuck like chuck. buy stuck like chuck mugs & shirts by Avi Jamal Aug 2, 2005 share this add a video
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	Stuck in a situation that you can not get out of easily That poor guy got stuck like chuck and could not get out of it. buy stuck like chuck mugs & shirts

I had to post these because they are hilarious!! 

 So #4. would read 

4. Stuck like Chuck 

Stuck in the middle of a cycle with resting ovaries and a lining of 11.7! 

she was stuck like chuck waiting on her period. 

Yesterday I went in for an ultrasound to find out 

where Aunt Flo is.. 

The appointment went like this...

3:50pm I arrive for my 4:00pm appointment

Lovely lady at the front tells me he is running 30 minutes behind

great. 

So I sit, over on the left by myself minding my own business

when the couple from across the room decides they want 

to watch Ellen. Over they come interrupting my photo session. 

He is in flip flops.. mind you we got 8 inches of snow the night before

and she is in a hoodie and some very dirty gym shoes. 

I'm not judging. I'm just sayin...

So they proceed to start up a conversation 

about his baby mama drama and how she won't 

let him  have his kid when he wants, and how he 

just wishes she wasn't so damn complicated... 

I can't help but pick up my phone and begin to text 

my mom their entire conversation.. at this point I am fuming 

thinking what in the hell are they doing here? 

I know I don't know their story or what they have been 

through but my first reaction to them was why?
why are you here if all you do is fight?
do you really want to bring a baby into that?

They continued to argue as he complained 

saying "what the hell is taking so long" 

All I could think was.. Nice. Real Nice...
I wish I could have taken a picture of his face
when the nurse opened the door and called my name!
I went back and got in position..
and waited
and waited
and waited.
Finally I hear them shuffling out side of my room
then a quick knock and the door creaking open.
{deep breath}
We begin and the first thing he sees is how thick my lining is
11.7
(I'm not gonna lie I was staring at the screen hoping to see 
a small black circle and for him to say "Surprise, your pregnant!")
But that didn't happen...
So then he checks my ovaries, just a bunch of PCOS
hanging out around there.. The left ovary aka The Hider
was tucked up at the tip top of my uterus
holy moly did that hurt!
He finally said that I was basically stuck in a cycle.
& from the labs last week he said my estrogen level was very high.
I was ready to start but just wasn't starting.
Cool.
Just when I thought it was time to put my pants back on
he starts talking about a procedure that we may need to do called
Ovarian Drilling..
Say what?!

Basically what they do it a laparoscopy
through your belly button and poke holes in the walls
of your ovaries. this is supposed to help your hormones
and may even make you start ovulating on your own!
Its out patient and covered by insurance!
We decided that we will go through with this first cycle
of Famara and IUI and if it doesn't work
we will contemplate having  procedure done.
and then try again.

I'm ready..
Lets get this show on the road! 

P.S. I am so so sorry but I had to turn my word verification
back on for now, You would not even believe the amount
of spam comments I am getting! It is driving me CRAZY!
I hope this works!
I will turn it back off in a few weeks I promise!