Worst HPT on the market

BFN

just wanted to get that out there before I start 

ranting so your not reading the whole time going 

"is she pregnant? is it positive" 

Nope Nadda Negative... 

AF is still a no show, I am currently on CD37! 

I figured she would be here by today 

but I don't have any signs or symptoms that she 

is coming! No cramps no sweet cravings 

nothing! 

So I took an HPT today

Kroger brand to be exact. 

this is the WORST test ever! 

It is a (+ |) test

so (- |) is negative 

and (+ |)is a positive.. 

confusing to start. 

But then get this the first - is SUPER light 

and the second one is SUPER dark... 

I took 2 of these and got the exact same results

So if both the (- |) are considered "control lines" 

shouldn't they be the same shade? 

and it has this stupid plastic window covering that makes it even harder to see 

if there may be a faint vertical line. 

the only plus to these tests is that they are super easy to take apart :) 

ya ya ya I know don't take them apart. 

but lets be real all POAS addicts take tests apart 

and the easier the better! 

So my friends. 

Here we are...waiting. 

for my period so we can wait for 4 more weeks to do our IUI

to wait for 2 more weeks for a beta test

to hopefully wait 40 more weeks..

for a baby!

This ish is ridiculous! 

Yes I used FMU and I even used a cup so I could be sure the tip 

was completely submerged for the correct amount of time..

Look at that flipping control line! That is just crazy! 

Never. Ever. buy Kroger brand.