What were they thinking!?

As of recently our morning routine 

changed a little, I now get up and 

work out while watching the news...

Holy S&!*

What is the hell were they thinking?!

We'll start with my favorite.. 

Man Sues His Wife for Giving Birth To Ugly Baby...

UH?! What?!

Mr. Feng divorced then sued his ex-wife 

accusing her of infidelity...he stated

that he was sure she had cheated on him because he could 

never be the father of such an ugly child... 

DNA tests proved he was in fact the father of 

the ugly child...All three of them to be exact. 

Just wait it gets better!

The court ruled in his favor

forcing her to pay him $120,000.00

because...

The woman apparently underwent plastic surgery 

before she met him and neglected to tell him she was 

truly an ugly duckling before they married! 

 crazy business I tell ya just crazy! 

pic source

Next up..

Burglar Falls Asleep During Attempted Escape

Okay so not only did this guy fall asleep on the job

He decided to take his snooze at the foot of 

the home owners bed!

When the home owner awoke he chased the man 

out of the house. Please later picked 

the man up and took him to Jail.. 

Hope Santa brings this dude a case 

of 5 hour energy's with his lump of coal! 

Woman Eats Enormous Steak in under 3 minutes! 

%-O 
72oz of steak in 2 minutes 48 seconds!
WHY?!
She calls it a "Stupid Human Trick" 
meaning she does this often...
She must be the size of a house you say?
Nope she weighs in at a whopping 120! 
Here is the video...
Warning: It's actually quite disturbing! 

And that's all for today! 
Hope you got a good laugh out of some of these 
not so brilliant humans...