Eighteen Months!

So two days ago I am having a convo 

with my mom and I'm like 

Hey! lets all go to Hawaii for my 30th...

which in my head isn't for 2 years...

later that day I am talking to my aunt 

and I'm like save your money 

we are all going on a trip for my 30th!

when all the sudden it dawns on me...

I will be 30! in 18 months!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF!

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T H I R T Y!

In 1 8 months!!

How is the hell is this possible! 

I have so much to do in 18 months it's not even funny!!

So here is my 30 before 30 rough draft! 

(which is subject to change since I do still have 18 months) 

1. Have a baby (Babies) 

2. Become a Millionaire  more successful

3. Zip Line in the tropics (or at the creek by my house "back up plan if #2 falls through") 

4. Ride in a hot air balloon with out needing a sedative first 

5. Travel over seas to anywhere that I can afford 

6. Ride a camel 

7. Perfect my cartwheel 

8. wear a bikini (which might not work if #1 ever happens) 

9. Visit Colorado again (I miss that place) 

10. Plant a garden (& actually eat from it!)

11. Buy and raise chickens

12. Teach myself how to sew

13. Build a bar in my house (You know where you actually have liquor in the bottles at all times) 

14. Get certified in CPR 

15. Do a ride along with a cop (I've secretly always wanted to be a cop!) 

16. Give a public speech with out freaking out

17. Get an award or nominated as a "Top Women in business to follow" from WIBN

18. Brush up on my Yoga skills

19. Train to be a Ninja! (Don't ask, just know I've watched too much Nikita) 

20. Build something with wood and nails

 (I failed shop class in school because I refused to remove my jewelry) 

21. Spend a night with my husband under the stars

22. Ride a segway around Cincinnati 

23. Adopt / rescue  a dog 

24. Get my fangs rounded teeth filed

25. Wear more sunscreen and less oil

26. Get my boobs reduced and lifted (only when and if #1 happens) 

27. Run a half marathon (or maybe just a 10k with out stopping) 

28. Visit Alaska

29. Start a youtube channel and film our everyday life

30. Be less judgmental